She's JV to your varsity
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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