Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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