I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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