I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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