I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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