it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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