so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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