You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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