Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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