If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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