i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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