But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
