He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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