ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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