is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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