All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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