your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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