toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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