Me too!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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