Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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