I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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