i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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