yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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