im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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