that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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