I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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