Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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