i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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