i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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