Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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