so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Actions speak louder than pants.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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