Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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