What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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