where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
