question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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