You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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