what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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