You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
