I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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