Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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