I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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