guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Your penis caused this!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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