nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Your tits are I can't wait for
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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