That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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