So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just found puke in my bra..
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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