What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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