he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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