i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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