So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You ate ashes out of my bong
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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