I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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