Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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