M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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