Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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