Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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